ORIGINAL: DRHollingsworth

Three thingees?
Signature?
Lame?
Audacity?

You had the lame audacity to put three thingees in your signature?

My friend I think you need a cider followed by a shot of whiskey!

Nice punning there Doc!

Sorry - it's four whotsizname duberry ferkins you've got: 3 links and your moniker.

Hey - I got a bit about the guitar in there - guess I'm just too long winded.

LOL - I have a few more of those witticisms to slip in from my Christmas present "1001 interesting thing to add to you forum signature".

Sorry mate - just kidding - it's only 1000 interesting.....

Pete sent it me.

ORIGINAL: DRHollingsworth

Sorry Strummy. I've been a bit latent and have to go back and edit my posts as usually something funnier will occur to me.

Wow - that IS latent.

Speaking of which, just out of interest I went back through this forum on the 365days setting and tried to 'mentally' answer some of the questions. I did quite good I reckon so your teachings have not fallen on stony ground you know!!

Wise words oh great sage.

How's this for a coincidence - I've had a tune going round in the old grey matter for a few days - one I know but couldn't place.

I thought it was the signature tune to 'Roots' but you've just cracked it - it's Kung Fu with David slow-motion whats-his-name.

Are you a Doc of the telepathic arts my friend?

SteveGrassHopperPRC

ORIGINAL: SteveStrummerUK

Maybe they follow the Coriolis force, or the anti-Coriolis effect. Duh!

Anyways, I might as well put a pic of me and my new love up! Especially since you guys are talking about Carousels in the Guitar tracks forum! And, because I'm bored!

Hey there Z - how can you be bored with that little beaut!! If you're fed up of it already, I'll give him a good home!!

Now tell your Uncle Strummy the truth - your photo is obviously a still from your latest video realease, it's defininetly your version of Lionel Ritchie's Dancing on the Ceiling ain't it - the bit before the camera angle shifts. Be honest Z, we have ways you know!!





I dunno - never seen you two at the same time.......

Steve

LOL! You freakin caught me!
Hello! Is it me you're looking forrrrrrrrrr?

Actually I was bored because I can't really play more than a few chords right now since my hand is screwed up.

Uh oh! Turns out that Strummy is a traitor! Look what I found in his photobucket!

He's using Fruity Loops!!! I never use that!!!
Except sometimes, whenever I feel like a hip hop beat, or electronic sounding beats, but I didn't use it on my newest song! Except a little bit, but only throughout the whole drum part.

Anyways, I also found pics of me?!?! I guess its not just petey who has a little crush on me! ha ha. Oh yeah, I remember what those were from. I also found this one and laughed

And this must be the new controller from the new "Guitar Hero III Barnyard Shuffle Hodown Edition" A farmers delight.


I swear though, I think these new games are intended to dumb down everyone who plays them. Has any one tried Rockband? Its horrible!! At least I think thats what it was called. I spent 2 minutes playing it and realised that it just had you hitting the pads randomly without really keeping a beat or anything steady like the high hat or snare! It was so annoying! And so unrealistic from what a real drummer would do! Just like guitar hero!

ORIGINAL: DRHollingsworth

Those are horrible imitations of playing an instrument. I tired guitar hero for grins at the best buy in town and found myself floundering quickly. Of course what really pissed me off was the smart alec kid who was watching and had to comment as I put the controller down about how I "couldn't play guitar." Like he'd know the little $*(&!

Now where did you find a picture of my guitar? In Strummys photobucket?

Yes. Apparently Strummy's photobucket is the "beast", the super computer that the hidden "powers that be" use to store all of our personal info!

ORIGINAL: pistolpete

ORIGINAL: DRHollingsworth

Those are horrible imitations of playing an instrument. I tired guitar hero for grins at the best buy in town and found myself floundering quickly. Of course what really pissed me off was the smart alec kid who was watching and had to comment as I put the controller down about how I "couldn't play guitar." Like he'd know the little $*(&!

Doc "flounders" anyways, so whats the big deal? The "smart alec" kid must have heard him play his blue spray painted Ibanez ......

Only 87% Z!

Feel free to rummage around my Photobucket for this little beauty anytime you see him about:

I think you cod be onto something there Doc!

For getting a reaction, at least he's in the right plaice.

You cod be right there Strummy. Cod get someone going nuclear on him or he could have a real meltdown.

I think you blokes are flounder-ing; don't dace with death; don't listen to him with the volume on full, you'll need a herring aid before long; I haddock ud idea - try a new angle; but don't carp on too much; he might post a tuna two, you never know;

anyway, the whiting's on the wall; are you thinking about ray-sing the stakes; I bet he does a cover of Pike and Tina Tuna; I'll have to mullet over I think; I can do that from up here on my perch;

now I'm skate-ing on thin ice; whatever I say, eel be back.

I'd say you've got something fishy there Z!

SALT

SPECTRE

SHADO

Oh I have another one KAOS.

Here is one for the old memory jogger. In the series NCIS the character Dr. Mallard is played by David McCallum. In what spy series did he play in between 1964 and 1968?